Not only is Ginger a spice, medicine and a delicacy, it is also a species, a race.
We have Blacks, Whites,
Asians, Caucasians and then we have Gingers, a rare species. Representing 1,5 percent of the world’s population they are not an endangered species, yet.. but still outnumbered by all other races. There are no specific data showing were in the world The Gingers have their habitat, but research has shown that the countries with the highest incident of Gingers yet known are Scotland and Ireland with a Ginger-concentration of nearly 10 percent of the total population.
There are no official definition of a Ginger published yet, but the one that is acknowledged the most is this:
“A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. “Gingers” are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, “gingervitis” is genetic and incurable.”
With only 97,5 million Gingers on the planet we need to treat the Ginger race with respect, also because they are easily infuriated. If you meet a Ginger try your best not to provoke it if you value your life! They can be very aggressive and highly dangerous if cornered.
We also need to remember the great Gingers that has been in the limelight throughout history. The top ten list of famous Gingers consist of no less that
- Chuck Norris
- Queen Elizabeth I
- Ginger Spice
- Prince Harry
- Nicole Kidman
- Mick Hucknall
- Rupert Grint
- David Caruso
- Paul Scholes
With Chuck Norris listed as a Ginger not all Gingers can be all bad… also I don’t believe that Gingers have no souls, we all do, some just differ in quality.
If you are a Ginger I recommend you to buy The Ginger Survival Guide which claims to be “Everything a Redhead Needs to Cope in a Cruel Gingerist World”. With a price of only $14.95 (hardcover version) it might be a clever investment to make.
/Anton B. Zeuthen
P.S. To all your Gingers out there; I don’t hate you, in fact I know some very cool one’s of your kind. This post is only for your preservation and to enhance your safety!